While most of the world has been sitting inside, beating the heat, eating ice cream and fumbling with their almighty remote controls, T$A has been training hard, enduring 100+ degree weather and fine tuning our derailleurs. In short, Cross Season is here and the über elite T$A team members that make up our ranks aren’t fucking around. We’ve got new $exy ass kits AND new $exy ass wheels, aka the Starship 2015 – and are ready to rock, roll and ride.
Find us. Behold us. Fear our chaos. We will surely reign supreme this CX season – all over you – and all over your face.
While our Overlord is away kicking a$$ at Cross Vegas ’14, we thought it would be a good time to share with you, our adoring fans, how totally awe$ome we really are; you see, a few weeks ago, T$A had the high honor of having an AustinBeerworks seasonal beer crafted in our name: Super Awesome Lager. Oh what a day it was! We frolicked and we played. We dressed according to the Overlord’s wishes in costumes of carnival glory. We drank a shit-ton of beer. We were merry and we were bright. Perhaps maybe one day – if you are lucky enough to behold us with your eyes – you can see for yourselves what magical creatures we really are. But, alas, until then, here is a tiny, but privileged glimpse into our ethereal world. Cheers to all of you mere mortals (i.e., Team Yacht Club, et al.). May your days be filled with tasty beer, baller bike rides and other really weird stuff, too.