You like dumb shirts? We do! So We’ll prize ya one. Over this long weekend where we celebrate our freedom with explosives, pie, and poetry, snap some shots of you and your dick-hole pals being rad.
Post that shit up on the instagrams, tag @tsuperawesome plus use the hashtag #iwishiwastsa
We will thumb through the pics on Monday, and announce a winner via the Twitters. Make sure you are following us! @tsuperawesome
Greetings loyal followers.
It is troublesome how life (what some of you refer to as real life) can move us away from what is truly important. Even the Great and Mighty T$A runs into this. Most of you probably assume We spend our days swilling beer, and creating gold from common household objects. However, you would be wrong, mostly. We must do the job type thing, and we all have families and loved ones, with exception to our beloved Overlord. As we all know he was formed by dirt and pain into the superior being you have all come to admire. This being said, we need to rise above these oppressive forces, and dominate our landscape.
We have been somewhat off the grid for some time, coming to you with silly and meaningless Facebook posts, and tweets. This message is to inform you we are on an upswing. We are busy rallying, and outfitting our troops in preparation for this coming CX season, so fear not. The T$A has been building up our Militia with powerful figures with whom you will all come to respect, and love. This is done so you shall all have the benefit from basking in our glory, and drinking from our bountiful teets, delivering tasty mouthfuls of Austin Beerworks, and Treaty Oaks various nectars.
We also hope all of you have been preparing for the upcoming season. Start lifting those mugs, and go get some T$A gear at our shop! Together we will rule the world!!!