Welp, Thanksgiving 2014 is upon us. As you probably already most definitely know, we at T$A are a celebratory bunch ‘o weirdos – and so, on that ‘we-like-to-celebrate-everything-a-lot-all-the-time’ note, we want to wish you and yours a happy, drunken, family-fest holiday that includes all things turkeys and unicorns. Oh: and beer.
From all of us at T$A – HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
(PS: Don’t try the above with your stuffed animals at home.)
(PSS: Unless you have a stuffed animal turkey and stuffed animal unicorn. In that case, go for it.)
(PSSS: No stuffed animals were harmed in the writing of this Thanksgiving message.)